Shannon Hembree
PROUDEST CAREER MOMENT:
Working at the White House; writing articles for teenage girls for Relate magazine, including this one; and launching a wacky website for moms with my AWESOME friend Sarah!
PROUDEST PARENTING MOMENT:
Giving birth to two healthy six-and-a-half pound boys (yes, ladies, that is thirteen pounds of babies) after more than a month in the hospital on bedrest and two months of in-home bedrest
DREAM JOB:
Published author who spins her tales from her cozy cottage in Scotland.
THREE RANDOM FACTS:
1) I was almost crushed by the falling facade of a building in Budapest. I owe my life to the cream and sugar I put in my coffee that morning. Without them, I would have been five seconds ahead and would not have been able to classify the incident as a near-miss. Moral of the story: cream and sugar really are good for you.
2) I was in the White House Easter Bunny costume and getting ready to be led outside and onto the stage with the President when someone more important (it could have been the presidential dog walker at that point in my career) arrived. I was hastily stripped out of the costume, so the other bunny enthusiast could be prepped for the big moment. I, of course, have numerous pictures of me excitedly getting into the bunny suit to remind me of my fall from bunny glory.
3) I got second place in the U.S. Judo Association’s National Championships in 1979.
SHANNON’S POSTS:
- Our Mommy Sabbatical
- And the Mom of the Year Award Goes To…
- Sailing New Seas with Stephen King
- Literary Lessons for Kids, Part II
- Random Fabulous Things We Want to Share
- Just a Little Tuesday Fun!
- A Harried Mom’s Train of Thought
- Just a Little Tuesday Fun!
- The Art of Compromise and the Gun Control Debate
- Peekaboo! I See You!
- Article Favorites: From Cameras and Cupcakes to Disney and Stranger Danger
- Shannon Was Interviewed by Mommypage!
- What Makes a Person a Great Parent?
- Girls’ Weekend: Sometimes Getting There is Half the “Fun”
- Holiday Traditions, A Bottle of Bubbly, & The Christmas Pickle
- How the Tragedy in Newtown Changed My To-Do List
- Warning – Siblings Can Be Hazardous to Your Health
- Why Aren’t Kids Scared of Santa?
- Have a Holly Jolly Season of Judging
- Bikram Yoga: Zen or Zany?
- Mommy Needs a Ducking Break!
- The Parents' Guide to Severe Weather Planning
- Literary Lessons for Kids
- It’s Not Me. It’s Them.
- Your Kids Have a Secret Mission. It’s to Drive You Crazy.
- How Do You Talk to Your Child About Difficult Subjects?
- Is It Our Bad Parenting or Our Bad Behavior?
- We’ll Leave the Glitter on the Toilet for You
- I don’t need sleep. I need coffee.
- Advertisers Know Parents’ Weak Spots
- Being There: The Story of a Kick-Ass Mom Who Beat the Odds
- College Or Bust: What Makes Your Child Stand Out in the College Admissions Process
- The Dating Game: For Moms
- TacTiles: Bridging the Gap Between Generations
- Groundhog Day in the ER
- You Know You’re a Parent When…
- How Much Do Children REALLY Cost?
- Things that Go Bump in the Night
- The Gift That Keeps on Giving
- A Twisted Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
- Sometimes Losing is the Lesson
- The Husband’s Guide to Getting Some
- Potty Training, Penises, & Pinot Grigio
- Be Careful What You Wish For
- How to Set Your Child Up to Fail
- It’s a Woman’s World, and It’s Not Pretty
- Good Night, and Good Luck
- You Know You Need a Girls’ Weekend When…
- How Far Would You Go to Protect Your Child?
- I Used to Read Books…And Then I Had Kids
- The Little Mermaid: What Really Happened
- A Little Fear is a Good Thing
- From Professional Woman to Stay-at-Home Mom
- Crime & Punishment
- Wedding Dress Challenge
- I’m No Math Genius…Shhhh…Don’t Tell My Daughter…
- A Mother's Day for Mothers
- Where Are the Parents of Kids Who Bully?
- I Confess…My Kids’ Laughter Scares Me…
- I Gave My Kids a Timeout…From TV
- A Harried Mom’s Train of Thought
- I Have Gray Hair
- When Do We Stop Thinking We’re Awesome?
- The Top Five Reasons I Love & Hate Kids’ Birthday Parties
- Teen Talk: Advice to Parents from a Girl Growing Up
- A Children’s Author & Illustrator Who Makes Us Laugh…And Want to Eat Cupcakes
- A Kick-Ass Mom Who Couldn’t Be Kept Down
- When the Child Becomes the Caregiver
- Can We Just Admit That Dolls Are Scary?
- Parenting Myths Debunked
- Do Women Really Become Invisible After Turning 40?
- Memories and Merlot…at the Shopping Mall
- What Do Your Undergarments Say About You?
- I’m a Smoothie Convert
- Every House is More than a Home
- Parenting Magic in Mud Puddles
- It Will Cost You
- Be the Nutella
- The Best Baby Gifts for – GASP – Parents Expecting Multiples
- A Mom’s Guide to Working Out at Home
- Athletic Scholarships: Awarded to Students, Earned by Parents
- From Bridge Day to Blogging Mommies
- To My Long-Lost Love, Sleep: You Complete Me
- How Parenthood Tanks Your New Year’s Resolutions
- The Four Stages of Child-Induced Sleep Deprivation
- Twin Frenzies
- All I Want for Christmas
- A Very Twin Christmas
- The Very Scary Tooth Fairy
- My Children Love Me. They Love Me Not.
- Demystifying the Mammogram
- Kid-Friendly Christmas Traditions We Love
- Our Favorite Children’s Books for Every Age and Stage
- A Single Mom Who Kicks Ass
- How to Spot and Foster the Budding Artist in Your Child
- What Parents Say and What Kids Hear
- The Good, The Bad, and The Rest of Bedrest
- I Killed Another Parent’s Dreams
- My Angry Inner Mom
- What Would Your Stay-At-Home Mom Resume Say?
- What Does Your Anniversary Say About You?
- Parenting Milestones – That Aren’t
- A Little Fear is a Good Thing
- World Momination
- Lost in Translation
- Not Your Mother's Mother Goose
- The Real Housewives of Kiss and Ride
- I Love You Right Up to the Moon -- And Back
- Dear Diary
- When Twins Attack
- Embarrassing Mom Moments
- Beyond 9/11
- The Dating Game: For Moms
- Do Twins Run in Your Family?
- Beyond Point and Click: Tips from a Professional Photographer on How to Capture Life's Little Moments
- Advice from Thirty-Somethings to Thirteen-Year-Old Girls
- 10-Minute Chicken & Melt-in-Your-Mouth Magic Bars
- The Games Parents Play
- At War With Ourselves
- Off the Wagon
- My Mythical Mom Team
- Weather Weary
- Vicarious Living or Parental Self-Preservation
- The Four Stages of Child-Induced Sleep Deprivation
- Hurray for Hermione!
- Let's Dance
- Goodbye, Cupcakes.
- Party Poopers
- Tween Talk: Advice to Parents from a Girl Growing Up
- Girlfriends Guide for Grandparents Visiting Their Children and Grandchildren
- Should I Have Another Child?
- Lie to Me
- The Folly of the Fairytale
- Liar Liar Pants on Fire
- The Terrible Twos Times Two
- My Quest for a Million-Dollar Idea
- Who is the Thelma to Your Louise?
- Everything I Need to Know I Learned on My Trip to Disney
- Hello, Mr. Squirrel. It's On.
- It's All Relative
- Music is Magic for Moms
- Dinners So Simple, Even We Can Do Them
- A Mother's Day for Mothers
- Packing for Vacations Used to be Easy
- Gender Bender
- Ordinary Moms Kick Ass
- Disney Tips from Parents Who Have Been There...And Lived to Tell Us About It
- Children of Divorce
- Who's Your Mama?
- Sex Ed is Not for Sissies
- Proud Parent Karma
- Got Twins?
- Why Stranger Danger Doesn't Work
- Rekindle the Romance
- Queen Bees in Training
- Science vs. My Four-Year-Old's Funkalicious Illnesses
- Sometimes I Think the Tiger Mom is a Genius
- What to Do When You Are Drowning in Kid Clutter
- Need to Relax? Just Breathe.
- I Heart Charlie Sheen -- And Anyone Else Who Makes My Life Look Normal
- Is Staying at Home with Your Kids Bad for Your Career?
- Indoor Activities for Sick, Snowy, Rainy, and Just Plain Exhausting Days
- Grab a Paddle and Your Purple Panties -- It's Time To Get Real
- Ready or Not